I am
Saxton Hale, the rugged Australian CEO of Mann Co., star of my own comic series and all-around man among men. My favorite pastimes include fighting, drinking and battling with rare and ferocious animals. You can recognize me by my exceptional moustache, rippling muscles, crocodile-tooth lined hat and a patch of chest hair shaped like my home country, Australia.
Remember,
"If you aren't 100% satisfied with our product line, you can take it up with me!"Just a few of my many achievments include:
Cutting my way out of
primate hell.
Teaching my girl scout troupe, the 'Saxtonettes', a fire safety tip:
grizzly bears burn.
Fighting off a lion while simultaneously having my hair cut.
Single handedly wiping out the Indonesian berzerker shark (and making it cry).
Retrieving a stolen puck from a thieving tortoise, despite its
thirty minute head start.
Inventing the ancient and mystical
Jarate fighting style after kicking a chair across the room in a frustrated rage. My complete Jarate course includes
Saxton Hale Jarate Pills, which triple the size of your kidneys, and
Saxton Hale Pain Tonic, which completely masks the feeling of your internal organs shutting down.
Becoming the wealthiest man in the western hemisphere.
Firebombing Woodstock from a helicopter.
Being in no way involved with the explosive death of American Monkeynaut Poopy Joe, and not in fact being anywhere near the launch site at the time.
Introducing crafting to RED and BLU in an effort to stop the
Soldier/Demoman WAR!.
Current Residence: Mann. Co Headquarters
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Short Shorts only
Personal Quote: "...with my BARE HANDS."